more benefits to being a cat
- loved at any weight
- its not weird if you’re awake in the middle of the night
- people believe you when you say the gender of a cat no matter what it looks like
- no one judges you for not showering or leaving the house
- you can just leave in the middle of an interaction
- no deadlines or bills
- not expected to wear clothing
- not cold if naked
- if you do wear clothing you will be considered 500% cute no matter what
- cute whiskers
- super flexible
Friendly reminder that the man who wrote Let it Go and other lovely songs from Frozen also wrote the beautiful songs entitled:
The Internet is For Porn
Everyone’s a Little Bit Racist
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
Everything Comes Down to Poo
If You Were Gay
I Am Africa
Hasa Diga Eebowai
Jane: And can I just say, she was perfect from rehearsal on. She knew every word.
Darren: Oh, yeah. Well, that’s Lea. She’s just awesome.
Jane: Yes, indeed she is.